bredgeo - 2009-03-10 07:18
True, we are no longer amazed!!!
He is so cool, so good, so....
IRA-ish, that I must thank "Ira" for his niceness, kindness and we could say (even though he is not getting a pay -but he should!
) his professionalism.
Yes, once again this man, called Ira, has been, without any doubt, and will always be... one of ST2G's GOLD MINES... in the sense of helping out and doing his utmost in helping out a fellow Stereo2go-er in need of help and other things as well..... I think
...
IRA, it got here and, well..... Ehhhh, thank you!
Words used by Brian to describe Ira:
Nice? Maybe.
Kind? That's pushing the limits.
Professional? Brian is inebriated.
Who and what is IRA? Is it tax/government related? Usually IRA/IRS isn't a good thing for many this time of the year
-gsbadbmr
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Words used by Brian to describe Ira:
Nice? Maybe.
Kind? That's pushing the limits.
Professional? Brian is inebriated.
yap --
brian --you blew the entire feedback with that
'professional' BS
but --i am happy for your appreciation
--and that you got the goodies
also --while we are on this thanks topic -
let me announce that every day -
when i review my vast fleet of vinix and delmon boxes --
i am thankful to you, also
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i am thankful to you, also
its all a bunch of bs. we all know what ira is
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Originally posted by SINISTER:
its all a bunch of bs. we all know what ira is
Yes he's made of wood........
as was pinocchio
A boy who is no good might as well be made of wood.
wood floats -
and will outlast most members.
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now back to the topic -
which is supposed to be about--
that bredgeo and i are the bombs
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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
wood floats
Don't forget that many people died during the witch hunts of old because everybody believed witches float. You're not a witch, are you?
ask gheppetto
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]
BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
you people are SO strange and off-topic
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you people are SO strange and off-topic
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...SO strange...
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...SO strange...
Hell yes! They all collect these old useless radios from the 80ies!!!!!
You Weirdos better watch it. Or the "off Topic Police" will shut your little act down.......
Watch it!............
You how touchy some people are around here.