Saw this on my online news feeds and aside from laughing at you poor fellows in that part of Florida I had to ask myself...

"Would Ira's "Woodie" get stuck?"

I don't want to know anything about Ira's Woodie getting stuck.

super-lube

Hey you goofballs! I forgot to post the link! Those of you near Daytona Beach know what I'm talking about!

Cars Stuck In Sand!

oh - THAT kind of stuck

daytona is the worlds best beach --and the sand is usually very hard and suger white --
racing type bikes with one inch tires often ride on it

Im sure if ira keeps of the viagra his woodie wont get stuck unlike mine.

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Originally posted by oldskool69:
Hey you goofballs! I forgot to post the link! Those of you near Daytona Beach know what I'm talking about!

Of course, I don't know what the rest of these goofs were talking about.


Ira, your woodie is safe for now.

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Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
Ira, your woodie is safe for now.

Please clarify - is it a) safe being stuck? Or b) safe being kept in the closet? Or c) I'm an old perve

C

with fatdog

with Fatdog and RBJ.

with MasterBlaster84 ... oh, wait ...

Did vladi say he was coming "out of the closet"? Going to "Houston"?

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
with MasterBlaster84 ... oh, wait ...

So you agree with yourself

I was hoping at least one of yall would chose something other than "c"

ok vladi -- it is OK or too late to change our selections?

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Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:

quote:

Originally posted by Fatdog:
with MasterBlaster84 ... oh, wait ...

So you agree with yourself

Maybe he's like vladi and doesn't agree with everthing he says!

vladi, your not a perve, you just need a date! And nothing attracts chicks like a "woodie"!

Oldskool - you're on a roll today

Although I have to say - it has to be coordinated perfectly - having a woodie and a date on the same night. Because it would be terrible if you have a woodie but no date, and even worse - if you have a date but no woodie

Ira, all selections are final - no returns or refunds

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Originally posted by vladi123456:
and even worse - if you have a date but no woodie

But wait a minute... where does the "Harley Davidson Squeeze" fit in with all of this?

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
But wait a minute... where does the "Harley Davidson Squeeze" fit in with all of this?

True enough "Bobby The Wise"! Surely vladis odds of getting squeezed would increase with the "Harley" factored in!

Ya, what can I say - as far as dates - everything I've tried so far - totally failed. Sometimes miserably! So maybe I should give the Harley a try - Ira seems to be doing pretty good with it - seeing scores of good looking women in his post!! But of course he also has the woodie

Hey Vladi, be sure and get a woodie instead of a crotch rocket. Otherwise, you'll wind up with this:

choke

cute face -- that tubby is only a mere 100 pounds away from being in great shape

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Originally posted by redbenjoe:
-- that tubby is only a mere 100 pounds away from being in great shape

How you made the calculations for the required power of the "Woodie" I'll never know cause your math sucks!

Only 100?

Fat chick looks hot - what are you talking about??

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Originally posted by vladi123456:
Fat chick looks hot - what are you talking about??

Yeah hot alright. It's time for "Southern Summers" so if your into ummm, nevermind, they do generate their own heat (the "wrong kind")thus explaining the constant sweating!

Wait! I get it! Harley = Hog, add fat chick = HOGS!!!

Don't be hatin'!

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Originally posted by Fatdog:
Don't be hatin'!

Look now, I like Sir-Mix-Alot but there were no "Big Butts" in that video.

This is more like it!

remember that video ?? its was the bomb

Watch This!

Real Rump Shakin'

Oh, please! The girls in that video have nothing on these two:





It's a cool track though.

oldy -- that video = OMG

Anthopologic explanation to this theme:
that's not anormal,that`s steatopygia.
Not fat but muscles.

quote:

Originally posted by *TPR*:
Anthopologic explanation to this theme:
that's not anormal,that`s steatopygia.
Not fat but muscles.

Yeah, what he said.

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Originally posted by oldskool69:
Watch This!

Real Rump Shakin'

Oldskool - something's wrong with that video - it's all blurry in the middle of the screen - looks like something's shaking

Fatdog,
No matter how hard I tried - I couldn't see any hidden signs of boomboxes or half-naked women in your avatar this time

Well, maybe I can take care of that for you. Check your PM.

Well vladi? Did Fatdog address the "problem"?

Yes I did! However, he still has not chosen to use his new avatar.

Oldskool,
The problem is addressed - I just havent had time to upload it to photobucket yet - watch for it this evening

Fatdog - in that avatar - I don't think you're showing enough body. Still talking about M90