Sorry ol' chum, Ira's had enough of my love.

I could have gone the rest of the year without seeing that.

quote:

Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
I could have gone the rest of the year without seeing that.

same here. bad visual

Ramon cant do much --
but he is CLEAN

really wonder what THAT is...

yea wth is that

I was just getting over being sick...so much for that! THANKS ED, THANKS ALOT!

And more importantly for you Floridians out there...

WHAT THE &%$# IS GOING ON IN FLORIDA?!?!?

And Ira, NO BOX, NOT EVEN A UE BOX, is worth whoring yourself out like this! And now ED is pimping RAMON?

Oh the humanity!

pimping ramon is never a problem --with his clean member !!!

omg this is crazy wazy

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:

pimping ramon is never a problem --with his clean member !!!

Well Ira if PF does intend to give me a lifetime ban from membership here, for buying that Philips from you of course,...I'd better start working on a POEM for this one!

hey -- YOU did not get banished YET --
--- dont worry - ill talk to PF --see if we cant get you a short delay

Ohhh, does PF like bubble Baths?

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Originally posted by enskanker:
Ohhh, does PF like bubble Baths?

By candle light with cherry wine?!?!?

this thread is soon to be soooo closed--
and poor ol ramon will be left all alone -

hung out to dry

If I were doomed to a bubble bath with ED I'd hang myself!

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:
Ira's had enough of my love.

Gee, ya'll Southerner's

So this ... is behind closed door's ...

too much r & r ...

I've wondered ...

How ya'll spend your free time ...

so you ed or ue, is moving from ira to

ramon ... Dont Come here ...

james ......

...............................(NEXT)

quote:

Originally posted by DecentMan4you:
You see James is eager for bath with UE so I'll take the 78 (James Bus) on an extra special route. As Interstate 10 runs through Houston, James knows where east is. Maybe Florida? But ED, please give James directions to the tub. Plus, I'll bring the Sansui James didn't sell to oldskool. Then James will video tape running around UE tub with Ramons collection.

DM4U(James)...I found this lost post! I think it was deleted by mistake but my crack staff of slueths found it and allowed me to repost it. And ED is ecstatic! He has room for you AND Ramon!

Not in this LifeTIME !!!

My Female Human Ladies Take Very Good Care of ME !!! Yes I feel that I have to Spell this out for ya'll ( Female Human Ladies ) ...
like this one

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:
james ......

...............................(NEXT)

james---
does WHAT is his bus ??

Well James...gotta admit...she's equipped TWICE(and I may be selling her short here) as well as ED to take care of you!

this entire thread is Ramons fault !

and here is Roxanne

see her other hand ... just checking ... :-)

Well James...judging by the photos you have posted of your fine friendly members of the fairer sex...one thing we can never ask of you is this:

well what can we say i pics says it all

I could be wrong here, but my crack staff of slueths have informed me of the following:

ED has a messenger on the way from Florida to DALLAS TEXAS! vladi may be NEXT!!!!!

oldy = immoral ... but IMMORTAL

quote:

Originally posted by oldskool69:
I could be wrong here, but my crack staff of slueths have informed me of the following:

ED has a messenger on the way from Florida to DALLAS TEXAS! vladi may be NEXT!!!!!

UPDATE: The message tells Vladi..."There's light at the end of the bathtub."

OS are you saying theres a Roxanne waiting somewhere for Vladi?

Well, thanks to Oldskool - now that my true identity has been revealed - I must say the hot tub photo is so arousing - one look at the hairy chest makes me want to gently squeeze his nipples and polish the bubbles away with my trembling tongue while my wondering hands are..........wait - I have to urgently throw up
But seriously - why would somebody post a picture of a naked dude?? Where's NED 209 when you need him??????????
I hope most people are a little disgusted as I am, so here's a picture of my friend for yall - that'll make you wonder what else she can do

First that was no dude...it was ramon

Second...DCM4U likes twins

Third....although plate licking has become very popular, it is usually done in pricier eating establishments than what one would surmise to be the diner she was licking her plate in.

Vlady you gotta treat you friends better.

Popular Ed? I'd say, indispensable! I have a girl come in each week, and she's good, she can reach to the bottom of my tallest glasses! A good plate licker, c'mon, let's not question the PRICELESS work these well trained professionals do!

Well, now that ED's tub has apparently run out of bubbles I suggest we open a resteraunt where Diawa & Vladi can hire the kitchen help. We can set up the bar to have "Live Plate Cleaning", well..all dishes, available for those who want to view. And for a small fee they will come to YOUR table and personally lick your plate clean!

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:

Vlady you gotta treat you friends better.

Well, at least she got a REAL plate to lick. Less fortunate women get McDonalds for dinner, and instead of a plate they only get to lick their Big Mack wrapper

quote:

Originally posted by vladi123456:

quote:

Originally posted by enskanker:

Vlady you gotta treat you friends better.

Well, at least she got a REAL plate to lick. Less fortunate women get McDonalds for dinner, and instead of a plate they only get to lick their Big Mack wrapper

Big Macs come in a BOX! Question is...is there cheese left stuck in the box?!?!....

Alot of professional plate lickers start our as cork soakers and then wash out...as it were.

Well for "cleaning" and "washing out" our friend Danny had a sugge...

Oh never mind I'd just get my salad tossed over it like he did.

So if you "elect" or "voluntarily" want to know what it was...Look Here And Here!

Of course it's not quite a "Bath" as ED would prefer happen, but for removal of cheese from Big Mac boxes and cleaning after cork soaking you can't beat it from what I hear!

For mind on the edge, oldy, truly, your a fine speciman.

There is no other place in cyberspace where one can have a plate licking conversation. I'm proud to be here.

quote:

Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
OS are you saying theres a Roxanne waiting somewhere for Vladi?

Well not sure if it's a "quality" as James Roxanne is, but probably a lot hairier!

and its so swell -
to be among you sensitive 90s guys.

Not too sure about sensitive. PC has many different meanings to me. Such as

Personal Computer
Pretty Cleavage
Pie Connoissuer
Pole Coating/Coater
Pounding (the) Cat

Did I mention "Personal Computer?"

And others that well, I won't go further but one thing you don't have to be with me is...

POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!

Now back to this "Plate Bathing"...

Meanwhile, I'm proud I could stir the conversation from *naked dude Ramon* to *pretty girls seductively licking plates*

Well vladi...to keep this "off topic" on topic and avoid closure I weaved it all together. ED wants baths, chicks lick plates, James has got milk and we want PC(our "Plates Cleaned) so we now have "PGLPC" or "Pretty Girls Licking Plates Clean". Seductively should go without saying!



Notice the toungue piercing! Aren't weddings great!

hey vladi -- that was very tasteful of you --

since ramons wife did not think it was that dignified to see her hubby in the tubby

Ya, I just thought that since we all agreed to cut back on posting pics of half-naked women - the same should apply to half-naked men too

quote:

Originally posted by vladi123456:
Ya, I just thought that since we all agreed to cut back on posting pics of half-naked women - the same should apply to half-naked men too

Good man!

Hey OS that's a nice pic, she could lick my plate anytime.

hell i would love to lick her plates.

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Originally posted by jvc floyd:
hell i would love to lick her plates.

No arguments here!

Well don't just leave it to me to find the plates!