Last night I had a dream about a red sports car. If I was a doctor - I would say my condition is pretty obvious - my middle life crisis is finaly here. As far as I understand - here's what I need to do:

1. Get really drunk
2. Buy a red sports car
3. Find me an 18 year old mistress.

I already found a car



And I already found a girl



What else am I missing???? What have you done for your middle life crisis? (or planning on doing )

what age are you Vladi? im gonna estimate 27... little young for a midlife crisis?! im 30 this year... f%&@ me... - looks rough in type.. the cold hard facts as it were.. who cares, on we go..
got me a 23 year old, helps

need to put some chrome wheels on that sucker and lower it

Collect boomboxes and last summer I bought the same schwinn bicycle I had when I was a kid.

Dude that car is not going to help you get the girl

LOL I'm only 31 but I have enough toys that some may say I live a mid life crisis day by day (just ask my wife ha ha)

I have a 1962 Impala we've been working on for over 10 years and that's probably the most expensive one stand alone but I've also got over 30 BMX/Freestyle bikes all from 1982-1988 then there's the BBX's, Records, old magazines, and a whole bunch of other stuff (it never ends)

Ned, oh man - I wish I was 27. I'm going to be 39 this year. But I drink a lot, so I look younger - I keep telling people that alcohol kills germs, but nobody believes me
But yup, I'll be 39, and I feel like I will be 93, so I almost started to feel cheated - kind of like - *What, I don't even get to have a middle life crisis?? Can ANYTHING go right?*
But ya, I hear you - a 23 year old is definately helpful

How far are you from Corpus Christy ? My good friend Don is about your age and he lives in Corpus ?

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Originally posted by Smokin_Endo:
Dude that car is not going to help you get the girl

Oh no, I'm not buying a red sports car to impress anybody - I already have an expensive car, and when I go on a date - I always make sure to park in the back - I don't want anybody to like me just because I drive a Mazerati or anything like that

Corpus is far from Dallas - it's like an 8 hour drive..

you forgot already --we need more than one mistress --- so in case one craps out --

you need - FOUR :
the main mistress , a parts mistress, a back-up and a daily user

LOL I was just playin

WOW 8 huh DAMN TX is BIG

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Originally posted by appleknocker:
Collect boomboxes and last summer I bought the same schwinn bicycle I had when I was a kid.

What was it ? Lemon, Apple, Grey ghost ?

What did ya have ?

did you get a reissue or an original ?

Ira,
I can tell a wise man when I see one. 4 mistresses is a good - no - GREAT idea Although I dunno about the *daily user* one - the other ones might get jealous

Appleknocker, I like the bike idea a lot - but it gets soo hot in Dallas - riding a bike is not an option for the most of the year around here - unfortunately.....

Vladi, that girl you found would give anybody a mid life crises. Better to follow the advice to find a 23 year old.
The hard part is most 23 year olds don't respond well when they find out your around 40. Sucks getting older, you still get to look at the 23 year olds but they don't let you touch as often.

Smokin_Endo any pics of your 62?

My midlife crises end in in divorce, found my true love, though those two things did overlap, I was 41, she was 31, been together ever since.

I quit drinking at 38, used up my 100 year quota.

i overlapped

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Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:
The hard part is most 23 year olds don't respond well when they find out your around 40. Sucks getting older, you still get to look at the 23 year olds but they don't let you touch as often.

Don, not to worry - by the age of 40 a person should be wealthy enough that escort services would be staying in line at your front door

Ira, I'm not surprised that you overlapped - with 4 mistresses you suggest - it's hard NOT to

So what do people do as far as gray hair? I just noticed one or two - bastards. I think I'm going to shave my head - a fresh spring look, so to speak

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Originally posted by Ghettogas:
Smokin_Endo any pics of your 62?

OK the only ones I have are taken with a 35mm and then I scanned the pics so they are sort of small but you'll get the general idea.

At first it was going to be a Low-rider (Hyros, Dayton's, White walls) But after installing Hydros for the last seven years I've changed my mind. We are finishing the car as a Low-Rod (Air Ride, 18x8.5 in the front and 20x10's in the rear)

Anyway here it is when it was headed down low-rider Ln.

Dang fine ride there Endo. My bro-in-law has a cherry 61. It was on my other avatar. Vladi. Youseem to have a good sense of judgement and character. It sounds like a lil' boredom too.

Smokin_Endo fresh nice color combo. :thumbsup:

Mid-Life Crisis?!?! Wheres the middle?!?!?!

Nice ride Endo! How's hard does it hit switches?

And Fuzz, those Chargers are awsome I'm sure. Bet you can run down some perps pretty quick in those instead of the Crown Vics!