True, AO, Unless the girl is in her mid to late 30's she will think it's weird. It's strange, people born in the 80's seem to think it's weird, but kids(teens)love it. My nephews and nieces love playing around with my boomboxes, they think it's so "cool"

I'm on the edge of my seat to hear what happened:

Do we need to start taking up a collection for bail money?

She was a no show today. I hope she's not - by some weird accident - a *lurking member* of this site - that would be too funny!!! But on the other hand - with my luck - I wouldn't be surprised at all - I've had weirder accidents before

Don't worry, I am sure if she is a lurker the post about you gang-raping her dead body won't bother her much. All in good fun!


Soooooooo when is the next "chance encounter" scheduled?

That was too funny!!

And - hopefully tomorrow - I work out 6 days a week, so it's all her fault

OK, back on the edge of my seat today....



and no seat sniffing for you vladi. Only Litfan and UE are certified in that practice.

Just noticed this thread, so I'll put my 2 pence worth in.
Don't bore her to death talking about yourself. Far to many guys do this.(We've all met em down the pub)
If she asks you if you have a hobby. Start of with, i collect a few vintage electronics,
then slowly introduce her to Boomboxes.

(I mainly collect vintage Valves or Tubes as they are called over the pond,
i learnt this so that people don't collapse with laughter when i mention, i collect valves.)

Now! If you really are in love,as you say you are in the title of this thread.
Say, you went out with her for a couple of months and she decided or her family(What ever) to move to Australia and it was on the last boat/plane out of the USA. Would you swim to Aus to be with her.
If the answer is NO when your not in love. So closed this thread and lets us all relax, in case we don't have a happy ending..(sort of thing you read in Womens Day mag, not that i read em or inhale)

I agree with everything Penge said, except I don't smoke Womens Day.

Penge said "happy ending"....

BUS !!!

That's the Ticket !!!

Me ( James ) would Simply ask her ( AFTER working out )
& she is on her way out of the gym and before she leaves the building...
To a Healthy drink of somesort to break the ice with
as a free refeshment or something like that that goes with being in a gym...
and or as afterward dont you need some kind of FANCY
Replenishment drink to make it all better ...

I dont go to gym's ... they have Excercise machines in there ,,,

I meet lots of Ladies @ Work as I sit up High there in the Operator's seat
and I Have To Look AT The Ladies as They Pay their Fare to ME,,, and
or what else they have to offer ... in leiu of ... the Fare

quote:

Originally posted by MasterBlaster84:

I'm more worried about Vladi having so many ideas in his head now that he combines them and screws up his approach making himself look like he rode the short bus to get to the gym.

quote:

Originally posted by DecentMan4you:
BUS !!!

That's the Ticket !!!

I Have To Look AT The Ladies as They Pay their Fare to ME,,, and
or what else they have to offer ... in leiu of ... the Fare

Um do you collect before or after the ride if they pay "other" than cash?

Right then an there,,,
I get a phone # or address
and follow through ... Later'z
After All; I am a respectable Bus Operator,
I have standards that I keep,,,
Safty!!! route on time!!!
then....

quote:

Originally posted by oldskool69:

quote:

Originally posted by DecentMan4you:
BUS !!!

That's the Ticket !!!

I Have To Look AT The Ladies as They Pay their Fare to ME,,, and
or what else they have to offer ... in leiu of ... the Fare

Um do you collect before or after the ride if they pay "other" than cash?

Just fix her car or something like that

Well....what do ya know - she didn't show up again - I'm starting to feel like awkward...

she's a member LMFAO

I guess her one month trial membership is over.

Or maybe she was "done".


Either that or she was creeped out by all the staring.

there's plenty of fish in the oceanSorry if that's not "PC".

Please do not reference fish in this web site.

nothing like this I guess?

You lucky dog, PG, a beautiful wife who loves to fish.

Please in the future do not let me reference dogs on this web site.

Please refrain from referencing wives on this website... thank you...

Sad day in my kingdom - she finally showed up at the gym today - without Ipod, but with a guy..... And by how he was grabbing her butt and she was smiling all happy about it - I assumed this was not the first time they met. Oh well, what are you gonna do....
I would like once again to THANK EVERYBODY who contributed to this thread. I've read it probably at least 50 or 60 times, and when I went out last night - I was flirting with the waitreses like a Pro Of course I was just practicing for whenever I meet another girl I like

PG - nice pic and beautiful wife. So girls in Canada wear pink even when they go fishing???

thanks Vladi, didn't even notice her pink pants

Hey, don't dwell on this one. For every door that closes behind you, another opens in front of you. Your still young man, I didn't meet my wife until I was 34

Good luck.

Vladi, we were pulling for ya but PG is right there will be more. You made for a heck of a topic and a nice distraction to our little boombox problems.

Vladi, maybe start fishing and hanging around the piers?

Vladi, I know this sounds cliche, but, you will meet someone when your not looking. When your looking around, women sense it. Just have fun man, you just broke up with your girl, so don't be on the rebound. Take time for yourself, and when your ready, someone will come into your life.

UE has a point, maybe take up a hobby and you might meet someone with similiar tastes?

So I've been checking out some online dating sites lately - and HA!! I really don't think it's for me - but here's a mix of the most amusing things I've read on there:

I am such an AMAZING and INCREDIBLE young lady!! So before you email me - go screw yourself as I'm too good for you; if you're less than 6 feet tall – get lost; don't drive a white Mercedes – why are you still alive; if you're older than me - piss off; if you're younger than me - f**k you; if you're my age - please try approaching me and I'll kill you; I like to be taken only to the NICE restaurants; only call me when I want it; don't you curse; don't talk about sex; can't make love to me for 10 hours in a row – you're an insect; your *member*'s shorter than 15 inches – imbecile; don't laugh at my jokes – you're a stupid moron; no money to buy me presents every day – loser and idiot; didn't faint after seeing a tear in my eye – heartless animal; don't tell me compliments all the time – you don't love me; didn't do what I asked – jerk; smoke – I don't kiss ashtrays; drank a beer – alcoholic and so on and on........In conclusion - wow

Damn, I think I dated that chick!

You dated my wife????



(just kidding honey! )

Shortly after I met her at one of Daiwa's harem parties.

You guys

i say -- give her a shot -

OK I will!

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:
i say -- give her a shot -

This thread is so funny Vladi at least you got to see how shallow the on line pool of fish was

girls like that are a waste of time and all of those insecurities stem from something deeper...or Richdaddy syndrome, either way you wouldn't want a chick like that no matter how good she looks

I dunno, I was really warming to her.

quote:

Originally posted by Smokin_Endo:


This thread is so funny Vladi at least you got to see how shallow the on line pool of fish was

girls like that are a waste of time and all of those insecurities stem from something deeper...or Richdaddy syndrome, either way you wouldn't want a chick like that no matter how good she looks

Ya, I know!! I also was pretty surprised by how rude some of those profiles were. And then all the demands - I mean - seriously?? I don't think even Prince Charles would be a good fit for some of those ladies

Good grief! This thing (thread) has gone on for ages, we've changed avatars, and resurrected a few boxes in the process...vladi, just ride the BUS with DM4U! He seems to have the hook up...just tell the ladies riding that you're the one to look up!

oldskool - great idea! as long as it's a short bus - i'm in