cannot exaggerate this true story :

today i was working all around busy, noisy, boring Interstate #95 near Fort lauderdale --it was the perfect 'dazzling sun' beach day --

so i decided to leave early - leave all those big ugly trucks behind -
-and cruise home on the lovely beach-side road (#A1A) at fort lauderdale beach -- and check out a FEW bikinis --

being a 'former' perve -- i knew the way

what i had forgot about -- is today was 'big friday' at the center of the world famous SPRING BREAK party

the traffic was creeping along at ONE mph --
and even that was much, much too fast for me -

the scenery was incredible -- there have been plenty of full length movies produced about spring break -- but THIS had to be the magic day of all - better than any movie so far

it was like a wall-to-wall beauty pageant with
THREE THOUSAND entries !!
i am sure that SNOOP dogie was doing his thing -but i wasnt really looking for him-

anyway - its was the best 2 miles ever witnessed
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JARED - i think you live near there -- check it out tomorrow
and bring your BEADS and a boombox!

I believe - during the spring break - you're supposed to refer to it as Fort Liquordale

well - please dont think i KNOW about all these matters --
but not too far from you are some 'almost as glorious' spring break spots ::

galveston , san padre island .......

need directions ?

Spring break in Florida, how could you not like that scenary.

It is pretty cool guys,but the ol' farts have really subdued the spring break partyers in FLL.
It's still a happenin' place just not like it use to be.
Def worth the gander if ur in the neighborhood!

hey jared -- its a short 40 miles away from me --
so i may just pop back down there today ----
(and tomorrow)

i case you are there too -
i will be the guy with the Vinix!

i think if you put the car in first (manual, stick shift i think ye call it) yeah, if you put it in first and take your foot off the accelerator it will crawl forward at about .4 of an mph

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Originally posted by vladi123456:
I believe - during the spring break - you're supposed to refer to it as Fort Liquordale

I like Fort Lick-Her-Dale much better.

funny fatdog --
but i sure wish you posted that yesterday -

i may have gotten more

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Originally posted by Fatdog:

quote:

Originally posted by vladi123456:
I believe - during the spring break - you're supposed to refer to it as Fort Liquordale

I like Fort Lick-Her-Dale much better.

That is too funny

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Originally posted by NED 209:
i think if you put the car in first (manual, stick shift i think ye call it) yeah, if you put it in first and take your foot off the accelerator it will crawl forward at about .4 of an mph

Do you get full detail of the "toes" (not feet) at 4/10mph or are you required to slow down even more?

magentabenjoe in search of camel "toads" n more....sounds like a good novel. you go joe....

honestly. oldskool --even 4/10 mph was way too fast --
if i ever could have found a parking spot --
i would STILL be there

and had some novel answers to my wifes "where were you" inquiries

looked like about 25,000 HAPPY kids down there --
can you guess at how many beers get sold this week ???

oh - forgot to ask -
anybody know an old timer called "uncle Ed" ?

cause he seems to be a legend at spring break

Ah, my trick banana legend survives.

no no, zero point four, thats 0.4 mph. a healthy speed.

All this talk and no pics?

Not even the odd mobile phone camera pic?

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Originally posted by enskanker:
Ah, my trick banana legend survives.

And exactly what tricks does your banana perform for the ladies?

alte schule, du bist ein naughty, naughty Wunderknabe

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Originally posted by enskanker:
alte schule, du bist ein naughty, naughty Wunderknabe

Nur wie Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Und ich brauche keine Wunderschlägelieder von Falco entweder!

I just had to post this here this little short movie , Since there wasnt any traffic jam picture's here ... and then I made a seperate posting of me Operating ... in another new thread ....

ok here's a
Quick ass

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Originally posted by manleytronix:
All this talk and no pics?

Not even the odd mobile phone camera pic?

quote:

Originally posted by manleytronix:
All this talk and no pics?

Not even the odd mobile phone camera pic?

took no pix -- but they usually make 2 hour videos of all this action -- just watch for it on MTV

and look for me -- the cool dude with the little vinix