recently -- have won a few beater boxes --so that i would finally have some cool old classics -- that sound GOOD -- to bring to the beach --

however -- now that they are here -- and somewhat working

it does not seem fair to torture these guys at any ocean beach --

no matter what some ebay sellers say :

"the perfect beach box" --

or worse --when all the big OEM brands -- used to show all their 'grails' frolicking around the shorlines in their ads --

they all must have been meaning some fresh water lakeside beaches in tennessee

because --a nice breezy day a real ocean beach --
is often a few gallons of salt water spray --
and a sand storm -- !!!!!!!!!!!!

to the outsides and insides of our old boxes --
what could be worse !!??

so -- the point of this rant is :
there is no such thing as a classic beach box.
period.
any arguments ??
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here is a shot at my worst looking box -
our local redneck model is showing its BEST side--with the little duck tape residue --
the other sides have more

still - we wont even take THIS one out there in the brutal environment :

The only one I would suggest is Spotty... or one of those Coby's you've been trying to pawn off on Freddie.

too late -- freddie bought my entire coby line-up

and ol' spotty sounds too good to get get murdered out there !

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omg -- could not help but notice that adorable avitar -- you just now popped it up !!

It's in response to beatbox's new avatar. Check out the rapscallion thread in OT.

Coby's would be perfect trashable beach "eggs" except you would no longer be taking a cool classic to the beach.

quite the mind reader there, fatdog --

i was admiring his chick - earlier tonight --and
'wishin i could get a hand on it'

...another option: