well -
ya know how there are doctor jokes and wife jokes and fishing jokes --
and plenty of 'the guy that walked into a bar ' jokes ---

ok -- then does anybody have a box joke ?????

i do


buts its not all that funny -
and its one of those 'you had to be there stories'

so - before it gets told --
lets wait a while -
see if someone has a GOOD one

Well, at least it's got "Boom Box Technology."

...or did you want a verbal joke??

thats so cute, BB
NEXT !!!!

OK, so here's one...

Q. How do boomboxes greet each other?
A. With airwaves.

(Am I getting closer?)

sh1t !!!!!!!!!
thats better than mine
now i am all discouraged about telling my joke

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a sandstorm.
Several days later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained for the entire day.
"This Indian is amazing," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian failed to show up for a couple of weeks.
Finally, the director sent for him. "I have a big scene to shoot tomorrow," the director said, "and I'm counting on you. What will the weather be like?"
"Not know," replied the Indian, shrugging his shoulders. "Boombox broken!"

lol that was a good one bb.

what do you call a boombox with a criminal record?

a con-ion

all above are twice as good as mine --
however -- i have 2 jokes(like TWO)--

heres the deal --if you like the first one - the 2nd one will follow -

but if you dont like the first one --
then everybody should put me on their ignore list !!


coming soooooon

Of course, you've heard the one about the dumb guy who was experimenting with his new boombox, but took it back because it was picking up AM radio in the afternoon.

quote:

Originally posted by baby boomer:
Of course, you've heard the one about the dumb guy who was experimenting with his new boombox, but took it back because it was picking up AM radio in the afternoon.

Stop this, it's silly.

never heard it -- thats great -
BB - did you just make that up ???

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ok - before this gets out of hand --
here is my first 'ya had to be there' joke ::

a few months ago - none less that our own 71spud was down here in florida (from wisconsin)

he was here on non-box business --
but was gracious enough to donate a few extra hours of driving in the seasonal traffic
to come over to my shack for a visit --

i had observed from his s2g posts/pictures that he already had a big collection of great boxes --
plus i had sent him SEVERAL nice 'winners'--

so 'the pressure was on' to try to make his visit worthwhile --and show him something he had not owned or seen too much of

and all of my fine collection has been posted here (repeatedly)

in a panic --i tore thru my 'under the bed pile' and whipped out my special "my first sony"
sony

as you guys must know --sony had made a big line of these little kiddie boxes to promote their brand to youngsters-

big spender here --i won an ebay auction for their grand 'top-of-the-line' edition --

and by even the most snobby s2g standards --
it IS a boombox ::
got a handle, battery box, its FM stereo, has a built in wired mic -- and even RECORDS well in stereo-
also - for any member who is adept at operating a volume control -- its pretty LOUD !!

so --just in the nick of time -
i loaded it up with a blank cassette -and got the the mic and my
camcorder ready for an exclusive live interview with 71spud --

spud pulls up -- the moment he gets out of his car --i hand him the box and the mic-
said "look spud - MY FIRST SONY"

immediately - he passed it back --and said

they should have called it "YOUR LAST SONY"


http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-FIRST-S...C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

Q: What does a GF-777 and a knife have in common?

A: They're both Sharp.

fatdog --
even if to follow
-are 150 more jokes --
yours will maintain the position of LAST !!!

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:
fatdog --
even if to follow
-are 150 more jokes --
yours will maintain the position of LAST !!!

You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.

quote:

Originally posted by redbenjoe:
never heard it -- thats great -
BB - did you just make that up ???

Old radio collectors' joke... revised and adapted to fit here.

A man steps on a landmine...

KABOOM!



OK, I'll get my coat...

quote:

Originally posted by beatbox:
A man steps on a landmine...

KABOOM!

OK, I'll get my coat...

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Q: What do a midget and a 20/20 have in common with a De La Soul album?

A: They're both 3 feet and Rising.

Get it?

*groan*

Hey, beatbox, wait up!

not really a joke, but well somehow it's funny:

An Irishman,an Englishman and a Scotsman are in a bar talking about how stupid their wives are....
ENGLISHMAN: ''My wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. There was a big garage sale at JT's house and she bought $500 worth of cassettes from him, and we don't even have a Telefunken....''
SCOTSMAN: ''That's nothing,my wife went out last week and bought a M90 for $3000, and she does'nt even listen too it....''
IRISHMAN: ''You think that's stupid,I went home last week and my wife told me she'd booked herself a two week holiday in Sorento. I watched her packing her case and she took a whole bunch of condoms with her,and she doesn't even have a woodie like Ira's..."

No Soap Radio.

well well
--no one member or group of members will ever come close to topping uncle eds joke --

but that cant be 'the joke to end all jokes'
can it ????

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get ready for my second try
--which involves the one and only "this sucker jams" --
SKILLPHIL

Give me a minute.... I am still think'n...