jaredscottfla - 2008-11-21 22:42
It's Almost Thanksgiving and The Holidays are Upon us. Time For All the Good Boys and Girls Of S2Go To Write Their Letters To Santa,And Tell Him What They want! I'll Start :
Dear Santa,
Please Bring Me a Minty Grundig,Don't Tease Me By Floating it on Ebay,Make it Magically Appear at My Favorite Thrift joint For The Whopping Price of $9.99
santa replies :
dear jared,
move that decimal point one notch to the right --and lets talk.
jaredscottfla - 2008-11-21 22:54
If your wish is that something like that appear at a thirft store, then you'd better also wish that you'll be there the second it gets put out. Because one second is about how long it'll last before some guy who trolls thrift stores to find stuff to put on eBay snaps it up!
jaredscottfla - 2008-11-22 01:07
quote:
Originally posted by baby boomer:
If your wish is that something like that appear at a thirft store, then you'd better also wish that you'll be there the second it gets put out. Because one second is about how long it'll last before some guy who trolls thrift stores to find stuff to put on eBay snaps it up!
your speaking of the fellow that is called the captain here in town.
i mean i see him so often now that i begin to worry if i am becoming like him.
allthough i rarely sell anything i get.
Dear Santa. Youre name is an Acrocnym for Satan. Did you know that?
Start excercising at least 30 minutes 3 times a week or youll be in immidiate danger for Heart Disease, Diabetus or Hi blood Pressure.
Its no longer cute to be obese..that went out in the early 20th.
PS..bring me one of those gigantic JVC boomboxes that I once had, didnt know what it was, and sold for 20 bucks.
Another thing Santa..lose that stupid red suit.
Jerryjg you blew it with Santa no presents for you.
Dear Miss Claus can I spend the night with you!
Thats Santas daughter not wife!
Dear Santa,
Please let these responsible parents not spend toooo much on the presents for the kids so that when the holidaze pass and I eventually sell this Sanyo M-X820k I can fund my other hobbies I am developing rapidly.
Sincerly,
Peter "Black Coal Lover" Awol
Can I have first dibs on it Petey?
Santa,
I am nearly forty years old. And since days gone by you have saddled me with the job of getting gifts, forcing my wife to wrap them, and then me having to deliver them. My elves (better known as children) are griping about the lowly wages and now expect a super large bonus under the tree. My wife expects large stock dividends in this "North Pole Enterprises" I invested in as a youth.
Since you have decided that we fathers out here must take part in dong your job, here is what I expect from you...
1. Black Sansui CP-7. No I didn't forget.
2. Hitachi J-3.
3. Marantz Component Box.
4. And sure why not a Conion C-100 or M90.
P.S. My wife wants a complete Jadeite dinner service set. Has nothing to do with boxes. But could affect my relationship with a specific "box". Don't screw that up.
I just need one of my m90's to work there both screwed
I have not yet asked Santa so here goes:
A nice black beauty model RT-S913 BomBeat 40 nuff said!
masterblaster84 - 2008-11-23 09:31
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Originally posted by baby boomer:
If your wish is that something like that appear at a thirft store, then you'd better also wish that you'll be there the second it gets put out. Because one second is about how long it'll last before some guy who trolls thrift stores to find stuff to put on eBay snaps it up!
This is so true, the flea market hounds in my area scour most of the local thrift stores so often that finding anything good is really hard.
My Dearest Saint Nick,
The presents keep getting mixed up because year after year you keep fvcking up. And now I know why - because you always drunk. Instead of G.I. Joe, you sent me some junk!
Listen bloato in your big fat suit, next time say, "No." Don't send no substitute, because I asked you for a Helix HX-4635 boombox and you know what I got? Not a damned thing.
Sincerely,
Mr. Fatdog, Esq.
Ford when the time's right, it's likely to hit the Ebay ciurcit. Unless a rediculous offer comes in.