i just got this email in my junk box.
subject is

"would you like to buy an m90"

so i opend it and it reads

"Not really, I just wanted to inform you that I hope someone takes your best trousers and melts them down to make soup, pills & soap. Oh, and you've got fleas"
"GS"

some people crack me up

jesus f'ffin christ , wtf ??????

LOLOLOLL!!!!!!! Thats frigging great

do we have any professionals in the house, that can advise on the best way to approach this guy.

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Not really, I just wanted to inform you that I hope someone takes your best trousers and melts them down to make soup, pills & soap. Oh, and you've got fleas.

I have all the above but atleast i have 2 m90's

But realy what is going on lol.

well he give all of us a good laugh.
hey tim give me one of your m90's and then he or she wont send me any more emails and wont melt my best trousers.

soup , then soap ? wtf ! ! ! ! ! !

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Originally posted by geoffhartwell:
well he give all of us a good laugh.
hey tim give me one of you m90's and then he or she wont send me any mor emails and wont melt my best trousers.

hey bro have you got a return email adress this time?.

well i thought i didnt but then i marked it as not junk and now it will let me reply, from
From: Borked Pseudo Mailed (nobody@pseudo.borked.net
i will reply to it

quote:

Originally posted by geoffhartwell:
to make soup, pills & soap. Oh, and you've got fleas"

Look at it this way, you'll still have three things you can use! (Less pants of course!)

1. Soup, to comfort you and stop those pesky hunger pangs!
2. Pills, to help rid you of the "flea" problem.
3. Soap, to clean off whatever attracted the fleas in the first place!

quote:

Originally posted by geoffhartwell:
well i thought i didnt but then i marked it as not junk and now it will let me reply, from
From: Borked Pseudo Mailed (nobody@pseudo.borked.net
i will reply to it

Give him greaf my man

well this is what i sent him, nothing offencive.

you crack me up man, your a funny guy. not to worrie about the trousers, but i do like soup, and the pils and soap will deffenitly help get rid of those pesky fleas.

Regards Geoff

ah the old douchbag GS......

Trouser soup

I wonder if there is something like sock soup?

I hope it was meant to be funny.

If not, someone is seriously, seriously sick/weird/disturbed! Heck, even if it was meant as a joke, just to think of such bizarre stuff to say, this guy IS sick/weird/disturbed, for sure!

Then again, how did they get your email address and know you'd be interested in an M90? Must be someone from around these parts... Hhhhhmmmm...

At least your reply was a good one. Keeping it funny will usually avoid feeding the weirdness...