boom pish!

let's Tom Waits have his say

He's here all week folks...

The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my
Mother's!"





I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I
have no idea what in the hell she was talking about ... the
fridge works fine.


WOMEN, who can understand them?

there all crazy!

just got home from a really hard days work to shift all the furniture from the dining room back to the living room as we had a carpet fitted today,have you ever tried fitting a big three seater through a doorway that's to small on your own? as well as the two seater,arm chair, huge tv and everything else only for your old women to start picking a fight with you over nothing!

i feel lower than a worms tit at the mo 

Originally Posted by deliverance:

The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my
Mother's!"





I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I
have no idea what in the hell she was talking about ... the
fridge works fine.


WOMEN, who can understand them?

there all crazy!

just got home from a really hard days work to shift all the furniture from the dining room back to the living room as we had a carpet fitted today,have you ever tried fitting a big three seater through a doorway that's to small on your own? as well as the two seater,arm chair, huge tv and everything else only for your old women to start picking a fight with you over nothing!

i feel lower than a worms tit at the mo 

ha ha love the worms tit bit lol, iv'e been in similar situations, women always expect the impossible.

i suppose we just gotta bite the bullet as they put up with our box obsession lol

Originally Posted by stereo mad:

Originally Posted by deliverance:

WOMEN, who can understand them?

there all crazy!

women always expect the impossible.

i suppose we just gotta bite the bullet as they put up with our box obsession lol

He said he was God.

"We are well met," I cried,

"I've always hoped I should

Meet God before I died."

I slew him then and cast

His corpse into a pool,

-But how I wish he had

Indeed been God, the fool!

(Hugh McDiarmid, "The Fool")

very educating Samovar

aye lav we are lucky to have a resident kreskin

There is no such a thing as wisdom,

This is the only law:

There are different kinds of folly,

Nothing more.

(F. S. Flint, "Ali Ben Hafid, Philosopher")

hi deli your post frees the poet in me 

ha ha we sure are Chris, i don't know about you sir but i find it quiet invigorating

Nightmare there Lee! Sometimes we just can't win, whatever we do is gonna be wrong!  

ahem...